Let’s talk about that lamp.

You know the one — it’s shaped like a copper plumbing accident, wobbles slightly, and was absolutely a “limited-time” deal at 2AM. And when someone dares question it? You clutch it like a rescue pet and say:
“It sparks joy.”

But here's the thing:
As Todd (my emotional support throw pillow) pointed out while gripping a fire extinguisher — it also sparks electrical code violations.

Welcome to another episode of Impulse Buys & Interior Lies.

What Counts as a “Statement Piece”?

According to Pinterest:

• Oversized artwork
• Bold lighting
• A mid-century chair you found for $17 and now call “vintage”

According to Jaylee at 3AM:

• Lava lamps shaped like pineapples
• Velvet chairs in colors not found in nature
• Anything labeled “quirky” or “eclectic” (which is code for: I can’t return it)

Real Talk: It Does Spark Joy... Until It Sparks Regret

Decor isn’t just about aesthetics — it’s about self-expression. And sometimes, self-expression involves spray-painting a broken fan gold and calling it “art deco.”

And that’s okay.

Your home should make you laugh. Make you feel safe. Make you double-check the wiring, but still... feel like you.

Todd’s Hot Take (While Holding a Fire Extinguisher)

“If your decor needs a fire extinguisher to coexist, maybe — just maybe — it’s not a ‘forever piece.’”

Todd’s judgment may be brutal, but he's not wrong.

Your Weekend Decor Challenge

Go look at your boldest, weirdest, most "joy-sparking" decor piece right now.
Ask yourself:

• Do I love it?
• Do I actually use it?
• Is it one spark away from meeting Todd’s extinguisher?

And if the answer is yes to all three?
Then congrats — it’s a statement piece.

Live your truth, even if it's covered in fringe.

Need help decorating around your favorite mistake?
Todd and I offer glow-up guides, home styling help, and judgment-free feedback on your flamingo-shaped floor lamps.