Meet Jaylee MacDonald – The Snarky, Caffeinated Genius Behind Ctrl Alt Del Decor
Single mom of three wild boys (Artemus, Arcky, and Jack) and three even wilder cats (Peaches, Mario, and Daisy – yes, named after the Super Mario Bros. crew because chaos loves company). ADHD brain, makeup artist, former wardrobe stylist, and current master of turning "hot mess" spaces into "oh damn, you live like this?" vibes—no phone calls required.
By day, she’s a virtual design vigilante, specializing in:
By night, I’m:
Mainlining coffee to survive toddler meltdowns, Minecraft obsessions, and the cats’ 3AM zoomies
Contouring her face (old makeup artist habits die hard) while contouring your room layout
negotiating peace talks between the cats and the couch cushions.
My Credentials:
Why Work with Me?
Zero jargon – Just fast, funny fixes
Texts > emails (Mom brain-friendly communication)
Seen it all – From diaper explosions to "abstract" wall scribbles (thanks, kids)
Life Motto:
"If it’s not soft, colorful, or hiding a mess, what’s the point?"
Current Mission:
Revenge against beige rental walls, one sarcastic mood board at a time. (Landlords hate this trick.)
(P.S. her cats approve all design choices. The boys just want the Wi-Fi password.)